Office Fun

 

Things to do when your the only people stuck in an office ( with a factory and warehouse !) and can't be arsed to work !

 

Ever found yourself with a whole office full of new shiny toys with no one there to make you behave ?

We have ! ! !

Here is the essential HSLife guide of what you can do ! (After stealing anything and everything from the stationary cupboard !)

 

Fitchy isn't thirsty but who gives a damn !

First get as many free drinks as you can ! That way you spend more time in the pisser and less time working !

Well hes got to build up for the next shit break !

Next in our case we were in a food factory. EAT EVERYTHING ! That way you get to spend more time on the shitter instead of working !

Just don't ask please ! It tasted crap alright.....

Make sure you only eat the stuff that doesn't taste like CRAP !

Later Fitchy lost 3 fingers to cold burns !

Oooooh lookie here ! We found a dry ice maker !!!

And his nose !

What fun ! (Who needs a fag !)

DJ Ess finds the first vehicle capable of out running his motor !

Blimey where did these come from ?

 It corners better too.

We got into the warehouse children !

Fitchy is however sadly dissapointed ! So falls off instead.

and tried to kill ourselves !

Shortly followed by a large crunch ! As DJ Ess goes 90 degrees onto fitchy ! Fitchy can't stop in time................ OUCH

Then hosted the largest UK pump truck Grand Prix EVER !

FITCHY WINS.... Well what were you expecting ?

So I won it !

 

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