We've got rid of all the text smilies on HSLife (we think - if you see one, tell us). So no more of this :o) or this :P

But some people get confused as to what they all mean. Well, this is for you:

	I am very angry.	Like: GRR! Or something.
	I am crying. A lot.	Boo-hoo? I dunno.
	I have got a big grin.	I've just won a raffle.
	I am cool.	I just drove down the high street in my Dodge Viper
	I am also cool.	And so did I.
	I am crying.	And then I crashed my Viper.
	I am dead.	At 160mph.
	I am also dead.	And I hit him up the arse.
	I am a dog.	Um... Woof? Normally used with the phrase 'Doggy Style'
	I am the bloke from Doom.	I am looking out for trouble / I am paranoid
	I am shocked.	ARGH! OH! MY! GOD!
	I am embarrassed.	Well, it was a big spider...
	I am a farmer.	Used when we do something country-bumpkin like*.
	I am angry.	Grr!
	I am Imu.	Imu is a little thing. He is normally used in the "x=imu"...
	I am killing Imu.	This is Monkee, killing Imu. "We=monkee". Get it*?
	I am a dancing monkey.	Monkee dance!
	So am I.	Monkee dance!
	So am I.	Monkee dance!
	So am I.	Monkee dance!
	So am I.	Monkee dance! This is also used for "Kiss my arse".
	I have got a huge grin.	I'm about to get head.
	I am laughing.	What's brown and sticky?
	I am indifferent.	Hmm...
	I am kissing.	Mwaa!
	I am Mr T., foo'!	Mr T is big and tough! You'll see him when we act big and tough, too.
	I am thinking naughty thoughts.	Hubba-hubba!
	I am a pimp.	Whenever we seem to be in charge of something, Pimpsmilie pops up.
	I am rolling my eyes.	Tch. Idiots.
	I am a sailor.	I am gay.
	I am sleeping.	Zzz
	I am smoking.	Either: 'I'm having a fag' or 'Schmokin'
	I am sticking my tongue out.	I am joking / being silly.
	I am winking.	I'm, you know, winking.
	I am sad.	Sniff. Snuffle.
	I am smiling.	I have got some beer.

This is the smilies page